Monday, May 30, 2011

Kashi GoLean Crisp! Toasted Berry Crumble

WOW! LONG TIME NO SEE err WRITE EVERYONE! I apologize for not doing any reviews for quite a while. But we are Back on track now! Today we have Another Cereal, This is "Kashi GoLean Crisp! Toasted Berry Crumble" The name itself seems really attractive, "GO LEAN" Makes you think "Wow i will get in shape with this!" The "Crisp!" Makes you think nice crunch! and the "Toasted Berry Crumble" Makes you think Fresh, dessert flavor. Some more plus'es for this are the following: 9g Protein, 8g fiber, 18g whole grains. The taste is wonderfully delicious! I ate a whole box in a day. yea i know im horrible. but thats how delicious it was! It was so delicious i have stopped buying it. seriously. The berrys are chewy and taste very fresh and sweet i found more cranberries that anything in it. some blueberries here and there as well, but cranberries were the most abundant. So taste was a 9/10 excellent. Now for the Horribly BAD drawback to this cereal. If you are disgusted please turn off your monitor or close the laptop and walk away from the computer. Ready? Are you sure? Ok....Here we go.... THE GAS!!! I have not had so much gas in my life! i pass gas about every 10min with this stuff after eating it. i stopped eating it 2 days ago and the gas is still here! And another thing that comes with the gas is the Diarrhea. I still have that as well. i have went #2, 4 times today..........make that 5 times today!
and have passed gas so much you can see a mushroom cloud above my house. I have read EVERYWHERE online that 90% of people that eat this cereal *All kashi brand GOLEAN for that matter* get the same results! Some people think it is the fiber, i am here to tell you that i take in a lot of fiber per day. and before this cereal i did NOT have this bad of gas or bowel movements. No wonder why it is called GOLEAN. you will lose about 10lbs of waste and gas the first day! All kidding aside i do not like how the cereal is effecting me and others gas and bowel wise. that tells you there has to be something in it doing so. and i do not blame it on the fiber. i would appreciate it if Kashi could come out and say what it may be or send me some coupons for all my trouble. Junkie Judgement- Look- It has the clusters and some are huge! and that is awesome, especially all the berries. Taste- Taste is amazing! nice and sweet with a good crunch. I dont know what category i should put the bowel and gas trouble in. but i will say it is BAD on the gas and bowels. Please if you have loved ones do not put them through this type of punishment! They will beg for mercy at the smell of your Kashi-Farts. And if you hate running to the bathroom 2-3-4-5-10 times a day then this is not for you. Overall im going to have to give this a 5/10 i docked a point everytime i went to the bathroom. Kidding aside, i gave it a 5/10 because yes it does taste great! But it really is a problem that it is causing with my gas and bowels so until kashi apologizes and or says the reason for all the gas and bowel problems me and other customers have been experiencing i am no longer a customer of theirs. Overall 5/10

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